{"id":64,"date":"2006-06-21T10:32:02","date_gmt":"2006-06-21T14:32:02","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.shaftwaxer.com\/?p=64"},"modified":"2006-06-21T10:32:02","modified_gmt":"2006-06-21T14:32:02","slug":"spritz","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.shaftwaxer.com\/?p=64","title":{"rendered":"SPRITZ"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Today, I instead woke to the sound of a thunderstorm. This should normally be a good thing, but I woke up with a number of things working against me.<\/p>\n<p>First, I&#8217;ve had a headache since sometime last night. There was a short period of time last evening where it went away, but eventually it did come back, and it really hasn&#8217;t gone anywhere since. I had really been hoping it would go away when I woke up. Not so.<\/p>\n<p>What really is working against me is that I woke up in a massive funk, and I&#8217;m 99% sure that I know why. I had one of those dreams that leaves you feeling really uncomfortable when you are back in the waking world. It was like one of those shitty teen-angst horror\/thriller movies, except I was in it. The beginning was kinda random, involving me being on a basketball team (with white uniforms) with a bunch of other very large and talented black players. I think one of them was supposed to be Shaq. This variation of basketball was played outside, and it was common to leave the court I guess. We at one point leave in the middle of the game to get popsicles.<\/p>\n<p>Something ends the game, and we walk back to our home. It&#8217;s an older, run down 2-story house. It also seems that this house is &#8220;haunted&#8221; to some extend where the &#8220;ghosts&#8221; will somehow infect you or bite you or whatever the fuck it is that they do, and when you are bitten\/gotten, you become one of them. I do remember actively wondering during the dream why we didn&#8217;t just move the fuck out of there, but I guess in true, shit horror movie style, you just don&#8217;t ask such blatantly obvious questions. At one point, one of our female roommates is scared, she thinks that she may have gotten attacked. To test this, she walks up to a screen door. If she can walk through it without opening it, she&#8217;s been hit. She pushes hard, and eventually walks through. She cries and is distraught.<\/p>\n<p>It seems that the one thing that our predators don&#8217;t like is water. So we regularly are walking around our house with spray bottles. I also seem to remember wondering what we do at night while we are asleep and all this shit evaporates or soaks into the house. It&#8217;s a wonder we have not destroyed this place with all the water damage we are causing. It also seems that I have a roommate that has been infected\/bitten\/hit\/whatever but he is still trying to fight it off. I ask him if he wants me to spray some water between us while we sleep, he says no. He&#8217;s not looking too good.<\/p>\n<p>&#8230;and that&#8217;s when I woke up.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Today, I instead woke to the sound of a thunderstorm. This should normally be a good thing, but I woke up with a number of things working against me. First, I&#8217;ve had a headache since sometime last night. There was a short period of time last evening where it went away, but eventually it did [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[6],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-64","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-life"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.shaftwaxer.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/64","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.shaftwaxer.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.shaftwaxer.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.shaftwaxer.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.shaftwaxer.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=64"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.shaftwaxer.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/64\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.shaftwaxer.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=64"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.shaftwaxer.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=64"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.shaftwaxer.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=64"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}