{"id":47,"date":"2005-04-11T20:04:32","date_gmt":"2005-04-12T00:04:32","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.shaftwaxer.com\/?p=47"},"modified":"2006-04-24T20:10:04","modified_gmt":"2006-04-25T00:10:04","slug":"if-its-on-the-internet-it-must-be-true","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.shaftwaxer.com\/?p=47","title":{"rendered":"IF IT&#8217;S ON THE INTERNET, IT MUST BE TRUE"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Well, how about a stupid diversion. Somebody else I know did this and threw it on their site, so I figured why not. I had an extra 5 minutes of my life to piss away.<\/p>\n<p>The Online Dating Personality Quiz at <a target=\"_blank\" href=\"http:\/\/www.datingdiversions.com\/\">Dating Diversions<\/a>:<\/p>\n<div align=\"center\">\n<table width=\"520\" align=\"center\">\n<tr valign=\"top\">\n<td style=\"width: 229px\">\n<div align=\"left\"><strong>Your dating personality profile:<br \/>\n<\/strong><strong>Liberal<\/strong> &#8211; Politics matters to you, and you aren&#8217;t afraid to share your left-leaning views.  You would never be caught voting for a conservative candidate.<br \/>\n<strong>Wealthy\/Ambitious<\/strong> &#8211; You know what your goals are and you pursue them vigourously.  Achieving success is important to you.<br \/>\n<strong>Practical<\/strong> &#8211; You are a down-to-earth individual who is not impressed with material excess.  You care about the stuff of like that really matters.<\/div>\n<\/td>\n<td style=\"width: 279px\"><strong>Your date match profile:<\/strong><strong><br \/>\nPractical<\/strong> &#8211; You are drawn to people who are sensible and smart.  Flashy, materialistic people turn you off.  You appreciate the simpler side of living.<br \/>\n<strong>Funny<\/strong> &#8211; You consider a good sense of humor a major necessity in a date.  If her jokes make you laugh, she has won your heart.<br \/>\n<strong>Intellectual<\/strong> &#8211; You seek out intelligence.  Idle chit-chat is not what you are after.  You prefer your date who can stimulate your mind.<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<tr>\n<td>\n<div style=\"border: 1px solid black; padding: 5px; color: black; background-color: white; width: 220px\">\n<div align=\"left\"><strong><u>Your Top Ten Traits<\/u><\/strong><strong \/><\/div>\n<div align=\"left\"><strong>1. Liberal<\/strong><br \/>\n<strong>2. Wealthy\/Ambitious<\/strong><br \/>\n<strong>3. Practical<\/strong><br \/>\n4. Funny<br \/>\n5. Intellectual<br \/>\n6. Outgoing<br \/>\n7. Sensual<br \/>\n8. Romantic<br \/>\n9. Adventurous<br \/>\n10. Traditional<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/td>\n<td>\n<div style=\"border: 1px solid black; padding: 5px; color: black; background-color: white; width: 220px\"><strong><u>Your Top Ten Match Traits<br \/>\n<\/u><\/strong><strong>1. Practical<\/strong><br \/>\n<strong>2. Funny<\/strong><br \/>\n<strong>3. Intellectual<\/strong><br \/>\n4. Shy<br \/>\n5. Adventurous<br \/>\n6. Traditional<br \/>\n7. Conservative<br \/>\n8. Wealthy\/Ambitious<br \/>\n9. Athletic<br \/>\n10. Romantic<\/div>\n<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<\/table>\n<p align=\"left\">I guess I agree for the most part on my traits, although &#8220;wealthy&#8221; doesn&#8217;t really seem to be as accurate as &#8220;ambitious&#8221; might be. As with all internet quizzes, the accuracy of something that is determined by 30 or so multiple choice questions is somewhat questionable, but for the most part, it&#8217;s at least moving in the right direction.<\/p>\n<p align=\"left\">More later, gotta sleep, I&#8217;ll tell you about <a target=\"_blank\" title=\"Winterguard International\" href=\"http:\/\/wgi.org\">WGI<\/a> later.<\/p>\n<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Well, how about a stupid diversion. Somebody else I know did this and threw it on their site, so I figured why not. I had an extra 5 minutes of my life to piss away. The Online Dating Personality Quiz at Dating Diversions: Your dating personality profile: Liberal &#8211; Politics matters to you, and you [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[6],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-47","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-life"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.shaftwaxer.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/47","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.shaftwaxer.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.shaftwaxer.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.shaftwaxer.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.shaftwaxer.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=47"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.shaftwaxer.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/47\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.shaftwaxer.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=47"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.shaftwaxer.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=47"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.shaftwaxer.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=47"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}