{"id":19,"date":"2005-07-22T19:04:09","date_gmt":"2005-07-22T23:04:09","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.shaftwaxer.com\/?p=19"},"modified":"2005-07-22T19:04:09","modified_gmt":"2005-07-22T23:04:09","slug":"tis-the-season","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.shaftwaxer.com\/?p=19","title":{"rendered":"TIS THE SEASON"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>The massive rush of getting shit done continues despite all obnoxious obstructions that are hurled my way. Sometimes it seems like certain people only exist to fuck up whatever you are doing.<\/p>\n<p>So one of my absolute favourite games has been under fire as of late. Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas, 6th game in the series, was a massive hit when it came out for the PS2 in October. I bought it the day it came out because I had loved the previous games so much.<\/p>\n<p>Turns out there was a part of the game that was originally going to be in, but they decided at the last minute it wasn&#8217;t appropriate for the game, so they altered the code to get rid of it. 10 months after the fact, somebody figured out a way to hack the game so you could get to this removed part of the game. Understand that it took a 3rd party hack and you physically altering the game to make it work, something not at all intended for you to do. The mod allows you to have sex with your girlfriends in this little minigame thing. It ends up looking like 2 people dry-humping with their clothes on. It&#8217;s really lame, and decidedly annoying. I&#8217;m glad they took it out of the game because it sucked.<\/p>\n<p>But oh no! There is hacked content available that you have to download on the internet that will show absolutely horrible simulated dry-humping that I guess kinda looks like sex! Don&#8217;t get me wrong, I firmly believe that this game is not to be sold to kids, and the game retailers should be held accountable for observing the ratings on games that they sell to people. That being said, at what point did the game vendor and the game maker suddenly have to be the parents? If the parents were stupid enough to buy the game, a game that allows you to shoot random people, cops, kill hookers, blow up cars, run people over, rob homes, and steal from the government (yet a poorly simulated sex scene is apparently WAY over the top), then it&#8217;s their own damn fault. Adult entertainment is just that: for adults.<\/p>\n<p>Don&#8217;t ruin my fun because your condom broke.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The massive rush of getting shit done continues despite all obnoxious obstructions that are hurled my way. Sometimes it seems like certain people only exist to fuck up whatever you are doing. So one of my absolute favourite games has been under fire as of late. Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas, 6th game in the [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[5,2],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-19","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-games","category-politics"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.shaftwaxer.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/19","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.shaftwaxer.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.shaftwaxer.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.shaftwaxer.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.shaftwaxer.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=19"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.shaftwaxer.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/19\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.shaftwaxer.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=19"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.shaftwaxer.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=19"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.shaftwaxer.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=19"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}